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Fat Bastard Cannabis Seeds Feminized
Fat Bastard is a feminized, balanced hybrid (often leaning slightly Indica) bred from Gold Member × Monkey Spunk. It tests at a very high 30–38% THC with 0.50% CBD and 0% CBG, flowers in 8–10 weeks, stays small (0–4 ft both indoors and outdoors), and yields around 400–600 g/m² indoors or up to ~700–900 g per plant outdoors, typically harvesting in October. The genetics combine Gold Member's sweet, pungent Indica backbone with Monkey Spunk's fruity, spiced Sativa edge, producing reported effects that start with a brightening mental jolt before settling into deep physical sedation.
Genetics: Gold Member × Monkey Spunk
Gold Member contributes sweet, pungent notes, a heady euphoric lift, robust yields, and a definitive Indica backbone.
Monkey Spunk contributes a fruity, spiced aroma and a balanced Sativa edge, keeping the strain open to daytime or evening use in moderate doses.
Fat Bastard Strain Details
Specifications published by Quebec Cannabis Seeds. Results vary with growing medium, technique, experience and conditions.
| Detail | Info |
|---|---|
| Breeder | Quebec Cannabis Seeds |
| Sex | Feminized |
| Genetics | Gold Member × Monkey Spunk |
| Category Type | Balanced hybrid (often Indica-leaning) |
| Growing Level | Medium |
| Flowering Type | Photoperiod |
| Flowering Time | 8–10 weeks |
| Harvest Time | October |
| Indoor Height | Small (0–4 ft) |
| Outdoor Height | Small (0–4 ft) |
| Best Outdoor Climate | Temperate |
| THC | ~30–38% |
| CBD | ~0.50% |
| CBG | ~0% |
| Indoor Yield | ~400–600 g/m² |
| Outdoor Yield | Up to ~700–900 g/plant |
Appearance
A compact plant with a high bud-to-leaf ratio typical of Indica-leaning genetics — thick, resin-coated buds that overshadow leaf mass, making harvest and trimming more straightforward.
Flavor & Aroma
Sweet, fruity notes on the inhale — reminiscent of ripe tropical or candied fruit — with a pungent, musky, or peppery edge that develops after curing. The exhale carries a sugary sweetness that balances any earthy undertones from the Indica lineage. Aroma is strong; a carbon filter or robust ventilation helps for discreet indoor grows.
Terpenes (Typical for This Genetic Type)
Exact terpene levels for this specific batch aren't published, but Indica-dominant hybrids like this commonly carry myrcene (earthy, sedating), limonene (citrus brightness), caryophyllene (peppery, woody), pinene (piney, clarifying), and sometimes ocimene or terpineol (sweet, floral). Treat this as a general profile for the genetic type rather than confirmed lab data for this specific strain.
Effects
Commonly reported: euphoric, relaxed, couch-lock, tingly. Typically described as a quick mental brightening early on, developing into calm, heavy physical sedation — the mind often retains a mild positivity even as the body settles into deep relaxation.
At 30–38% THC, this is an extremely potent strain — new or lower-tolerance consumers should start with a very small dose, as too much can bring on heavy sedation or discomfort in sensitive individuals. Effects vary by person. Not medical advice.
Reported Uses
Some users report the sedating, mood-lifting profile as supportive for stress, difficulty sleeping, or general aches, and note an appetite increase. This reflects general reported use, not medical advice or a treatment claim for any diagnosed condition — consult a healthcare provider before using cannabis for chronic pain, insomnia, or any other medical condition.
Growing Conditions & Tips
- Medium: Soil tends to bring out the sweet, fruit-forward flavor; hydroponics can push growth and yield further with a consistent nutrient schedule.
- Nutrients: Balanced N-P-K early, shifting to a phosphorus/potassium-heavy bloom formula at flowering; taper nitrogen after early bloom.
- Airflow & humidity: Keep humidity around 40–50% in bloom with strong airflow — dense Indica-leaning buds are prone to mold otherwise.
- Pruning: Light defoliation of lower leaves prevents moisture buildup and lets colas develop without excess shade.
- Training: Its small stature suits minimal topping or LST for shape control.
Harvesting & Curing
- Harvest timing: Mostly cloudy trichomes with slight amber, typically around 8–10 weeks; avoid overripening, which can dull potency and push the effect toward heavier sedation.
- Dry: 7–14 days at ~50% humidity and ~20°C — a slow, even dry preserves flavor complexity.
- Cure: Airtight jars once lightly crisp on the outside but still spongy inside; burp daily the first 1–2 weeks, then cure 2–4 weeks for the fullest sweet-pungent flavor.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is Fat Bastard? A feminized, balanced hybrid bred from Gold Member × Monkey Spunk, known for very high potency and a sweet, fruity-pungent flavor.
How much THC does it have? A very high 30–38% THC, with 0.50% CBD.
How long does it take to flower? 8–10 weeks; outdoors it typically harvests in October.
How tall does it grow? Small — 0–4 ft, both indoors and outdoors.
What's the yield? Around 400–600 g/m² indoors, or up to ~700–900 g per plant outdoors.
What does it taste like? Sweet and fruity, with pungent, musky, or peppery undertones after curing.
Buy Fat Bastard Feminized Cannabis Seeds in Canada
Order Fat Bastard feminized cannabis seeds online from Montreal Cannabis Seeds, a Canadian online seed bank with more than 10 years in business. Every order ships in plain packaging with no product names on the outside, and every order includes free seeds: the bigger the order, the more free seeds you get. Pay by credit card, e-transfer or Bitcoin.
How fast will my Fat Bastard seeds arrive? We ship every day, and orders placed before 2 p.m. ET ship the same day. Canada Post standard shipping is $10 (4–11 business days, no tracking) and courier express is $25 (2–4 business days, with tracking). Express shipping is free on orders over $200. We also ship express to the US for $25 (2–3 business days, with tracking).
What guarantees do I get? Our 100% shipping guarantee means that if your order arrives damaged, wrong or incomplete, or never arrives, we replace it or send a new order. Our 80% germination guarantee covers your seeds for 90 days: if fewer than 80% germinate when you follow our instructions, we replace the seeds. We do not offer refunds or store credit. Read the full shipping and germination guarantees.
Legal Disclaimer
Cannabis laws differ by location. Buyers must know and follow all local, provincial/state, and federal laws before buying, holding, germinating, or growing cannabis seeds. These products are for adults 18+ (or as required by law) only where legal. We do not support or promote illegal activity. THC, CBD, flowering time, height, flavor, effects, and yield figures are estimates, not guarantees — actual results depend on the plant, climate, growing setup, and grower experience.
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