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Fat Bastard – Feminized Autoflower Cannabis Seeds | Canada
Fat Bastard Autoflowering Cannabis Seeds Feminized
Fat Bastard Autoflowering is a feminized, balanced hybrid (50% Indica / 50% Sativa) bred from (Goldmember × Monkey Spunk) × Ruderalis. It tests at a very high 30–35% THC with 0.2% CBD, flowers automatically in 50–60 days (50–60 days), and yields around 350–400 g/m² indoors or up to ~500–600 g per plant outdoors, typically harvesting in August. It suits indoor, outdoor, or greenhouse cultivation. Reported effects are euphoric and relaxed, often progressing into couch-lock with a tingly full-body sensation.
Genetics: (Goldmember × Monkey Spunk) × Ruderalis
This hybrid combines the potency and traits of its Goldmember × Monkey Spunk lineage with Ruderalis genetics, which provide the autoflowering trait — simplifying cultivation while preserving strong yields and heavy resin production.
Fat Bastard Autoflowering Strain Details
Specifications published by Quebec Cannabis Seeds. Results vary with growing medium, technique, experience and conditions.
| Detail | Info |
|---|---|
| Breeder | Quebec Cannabis Seeds |
| Sex | Feminized |
| Strain Genetics | (Goldmember × Monkey Spunk) × Ruderalis |
| Variety | 50% Indica / 50% Sativa |
| Flowering Type | Autoflower |
| Flowering Time (Indoor) | 50–60 days / 8–9 weeks |
| Flowering Time (Outdoor) | August |
| Where to Grow | Indoor, outdoor, greenhouse |
| THC | ~30–35% |
| CBD | ~0.2% |
| Indoor Yield | ~350–400 g/m² |
| Outdoor Yield | ~500–600 g/plant |
| Effects | Euphoric, relaxed, couch-lock, tingly |
Growth Structure & Appearance
Grows compact and manageable, with sturdy branches and dense foliage supporting heavy bud production without extensive maintenance. Buds are dense and trichome-coated with vibrant green hues and a frosty finish. Specific pest/disease resistance traits aren't documented, but the robust genetics and autoflowering nature suggest reasonable adaptability across climates.
Flavor & Aroma
Sweet and fruity with distinct skunky undertones — a rich combination that lingers on the palate.
Effects
Commonly reported: euphoric, relaxed, couch-lock, tingly. Typically described as an immediate cerebral uplift and mood boost, transitioning into a soothing body buzz that deepens into couch-lock — well suited to evening or nighttime use given the very high THC content.
At 30–35% THC, this is an extremely potent strain — new or lower-tolerance consumers should start with a very small dose. Effects vary by person. Not medical advice.
Reported Uses
Some users report the relaxing, sedating profile as supportive for stress, low mood, anxiety, pain, headaches, or difficulty sleeping. This reflects general reported use, not medical advice or a treatment claim for any diagnosed condition — consult a healthcare provider before using cannabis for depression, anxiety, chronic pain, insomnia, or any other medical condition.
Growing Tips
- Conditions: Maintain consistent temperature and humidity for healthy growth and resin production; ensure proper ventilation indoors to prevent mold and mildew.
- Nutrients: Use a nutrient regimen tailored to autoflowering strains, focusing on terpene and resin production during flowering; monitor pH regularly.
- Training: Low-stress training (LST) maximizes light penetration and improves yields; prune lower branches and excess foliage to enhance airflow and redirect energy to main colas.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is Fat Bastard Autoflowering? A feminized, balanced hybrid (50/50) bred from (Goldmember × Monkey Spunk) × Ruderalis, known for very high potency and a sweet, fruity-skunky flavor.
How much THC does it have? A very high 30–35% THC, with 0.2% CBD.
How long does it take to flower? Breeder-listed flowering time: 50–60 days / 8–9 weeks.
What's the yield? Around 350–400 g/m² indoors, or up to ~500–600 g per plant outdoors.
What does it taste like? Sweet and fruity, with skunky undertones.
Is it easy to grow? Yes — the autoflowering trait simplifies cultivation for growers of all skill levels.
Buy Fat Bastard Autoflower Cannabis Seeds in Canada
Order Fat Bastard autoflower cannabis seeds online from Montreal Cannabis Seeds, a Canadian online seed bank with more than 10 years in business. Every order ships in plain packaging with no product names on the outside, and every order includes free seeds: the bigger the order, the more free seeds you get. Pay by credit card, e-transfer or Bitcoin.
How fast will my Fat Bastard seeds arrive? We ship every day, and orders placed before 2 p.m. ET ship the same day. Canada Post standard shipping is $10 (4–11 business days, no tracking) and courier express is $25 (2–4 business days, with tracking). Express shipping is free on orders over $200. We also ship express to the US for $25 (2–3 business days, with tracking).
What guarantees do I get? Our 100% shipping guarantee means that if your order arrives damaged, wrong or incomplete, or never arrives, we replace it or send a new order. Our 80% germination guarantee covers your seeds for 90 days: if fewer than 80% germinate when you follow our instructions, we replace the seeds. We do not offer refunds or store credit. Read the full shipping and germination guarantees.
Legal Disclaimer
Cannabis laws differ by location. Buyers must know and follow all local, provincial/state, and federal laws before buying, holding, germinating, or growing cannabis seeds. These products are for adults 18+ (or as required by law) only where legal. We do not support or promote illegal activity. THC, CBD, flowering time, effects, and yield figures are estimates, not guarantees — actual results depend on the plant, climate, growing setup, and grower experience.
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